A new scourge is sweeping across America. The homepageless. It's a national crisis. In years to come, what will America do with its homepageless? Cyberbums hanging out in cyberspace with no place to call a homepage. Cruising the WWW and for a brief moment taking shelter at someone's web site. Until they then have to move on. No URL to call their own. [tears]
I propose we initiate a shelter program for the homepageless. Let's make it a community effort. If all those who are fortunate enough to have a few Megabytes of ftp space on a server somewhere get together and donate just a few kilobytes each, we can put an end to this terrible tragedy.
Come on people! Donate space today. Join the new program to sponsor a homepageless person. It'll cost you under a dollar a month, and some poor devil out there can feel loved. The best part of it all is that you get to follow the progress of your adopted homepageless person. Write and receive letters. Share in their joys and their sorrows. Watch them grow. And delight in the knowledge that you played an integral role in their personal growth.
Let's put an end to homepagelessness! We must do something before the Salvation Army does.