| sow global instability and geopolitical chaos | |
| escalate, rather than resolving, any simmering conflicts | |
| scare gullible Americans into feeling threatened by EEEEEEEEEEEVIL countries | |
| sell consumable goods in the form of things that blow themselves up | |
| sit back and watch stupid Americans shelling out all their tax money - and the national treasure and savings for generations to come - to buy your military crap |